Jacob_Spindel
(Moderator and writer)
02/02/08 01:34 PM
Re: MacBook Air vanishes into thin air? Apple Store confusion a mess

You've inspired me to write a new version of "Hey, Miss Hilton!"

Hey, This Newton
by the StylusFifteen Club

Just bought myself a MessagePad
Coolest thing I've ever had
Bulkier than a MacBook Air
Can't carry it, doesn't fit anywhere

Well, this Newton must've cost a thousand bucks
Such a shame that the writing recognition...
This Newton's too far ahead of its time
Makes Bill want to laugh
Makes Steve want to cry

Black and white screen, and four megs of RAM
No wireless - can't read my spam
This Newton's designers must've lost their way
It made lots of money
But only for eBay

Well, this Newton, I like the way it blips and pings
But why'd I spend so much on such a silly thing?
This Newton will make the whole world shift
Packs in so much stuff
That it weighs too much to lift

This Newton must've cost a thousand bucks
Such a shame that the writing recognition...
This Newton tried to get too far ahead
Hang on just a moment
My battery went dead

Hey, this Newton, I like the way it blips and pings
Don't care if it's not good for doing anything
This Newton makes me feel like a jerk
It's a cool idea
Just too bad it doesn't work

This Newton
This Newton
This Newton



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