last thanksgiving, our family had dinner at my mother in laws. they have a piano in the other room. my nephew who is like 5 was in the piano room when my aunt decided to leave him alone to just check on something. when she came back, we heard her screaming b/c the guy took a crap on the piano bench!!! crazy!!!
Our biggest fiasco wasn't all that big, but it just happened last Thursday.
We have a kitty that is 9 months old. She loves to jump on tables and we are having a difficult time getting her to stop. We were all sitting down to dinner in the dining room when we heard this loud thump in the other room. As Thursday was also my dad's 50th birthday, my mom had a large sheet cake in the other room. When we went to look, we saw one big paw print in the center of the cake going all the way down to the pan. the kitty was nowhere to be found. Evidently, the cat landed with one paw in the cake, realized that she was in big trouble, and pushed back off of the table all in one motion. From what we could see, no other paw ever touched the table or the cake.
We cut one square piece out of the cake (the one she stepped in) and all was well again. Later we found the cat hiding in a corner still licking the frosting off of her paw.